when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
I feel it is my duty to inform you that between the Internet and TV shows, I have no life. I'm sure you can relate to that though, right?
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Cumberbatched
Game of Thrones.
Harry Potter ϟ
Humorous text posts.
I apologize if my blogging style changes rather erratically, fluctuations in fangirl feelings happen...
can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass
Companions + being cool with the fact that Doctor is an alien.
Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress
I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers
Literally had one three days ago
it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
dan can u not
oh my god he has such nice haNDS
ur talking bout his hands while we can almost see his dick come o n
I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers.
look at his fucking face
im going to light myself on fire
tumblr needs a wendy
Totally worth the 3 seconds!!!!
that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life
This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best.
when a good url is taken by a shitty blog
You can click and drag to stab things on your dash
Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD
reblogging just so I can stab things
we are all sick
you mean we’re all Slick