Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
very cool piece
I feel it is my duty to inform you that between the Internet and TV shows, I have no life. I'm sure you can relate to that though, right?
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Cumberbatched
Game of Thrones.
Harry Potter ϟ
Humorous text posts.
I apologize if my blogging style changes rather erratically, fluctuations in fangirl feelings happen...
THIS IS IMPORTANT
High schoolers in one sentence.
College students in one sentence.
Blooregard Kazoo is my spiritual animal
"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"
It’s been a bit hectic over here; have an old comic I was going to send to college humor until I wussed out.
i wish everyone could see this
No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.
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Things I accomplished in 2013:
1. I’m alive still
2. I didn’t get pregnant.
3. Not addicted to drugs
4. I didn’t kill anybody.
5. Spent more time on the internet
6. Joined more fandoms
7. Had no sex.
I can never answer the “what tv shows do you watch” question without sounding like a freak i swear
I took this today for an ask. Bellies love to spill over jeans. Thats how they roll.
I love this because having rolls doesn’t mean that you are fat. A lot of people have a hard time understanding this. Also if you sit with good posture your stomach will be flat.
Yea sometimes I see my gut hanging over my jeans when I’m bent and I remind myself it’s normal yaknow
thanks guys! i feel so much better about myself
We should all be thankful for skinrolls, because if our skin had to be tight enough to not form skin rolls when you bend over, your stomach would rip open in most cases. I don’t know about you, but I like to keep my insides on the inside of my stomach
KICKASS WOMEN IN HISTORY : [2/5] HUA MULAN
Hua Mulan was a legendary figure in Chinese history. She lived from 581 to 618 AD during the Sui Dynasty, though other records place her between 386 and 534 AD, during the Northern Wei Dynasty. While the dates may be disputed, her story is unequivocal. Mulan’s father was a soldier and raised her like a boy. She not only learned weaving and embroidery from her mother, but also practiced martial arts, equitation, archery, and fencing with her father. In her spare time she liked to read her father’s manuals on military strategy. When war broke out and the emperor was calling for soldiers, Mulan disguised herself as a man and went in her father’s place. She served for twelve long years, in that time she witnessed traumatic horrors, lost dear friends, and received numerous honours. After the war ended, the emperor wanted to award her an official position, but she declined and asked for a good horse instead as she wished to return home to her family. No other woman in Chinese history has inspired more admiration than Mulan, who is considered an embodiment of loyalty and filial piety.